1 00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:27,671 - There you go. - Thank you. 2 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:35,846 "Commune with the dead." 3 00:01:41,185 --> 00:01:45,522 Come in… bootlegger. 4 00:01:48,275 --> 00:01:53,530 If anyone can hear me, I'm sending this message daily at 11:00 a.m. 5 00:01:53,614 --> 00:01:56,033 - Linda? - Attention Maxine Dellacorte. 6 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:57,826 Linda is in the spirit world? 7 00:01:57,910 --> 00:02:03,457 Oh, Maxine, what an extraordinary adventure I've been on. 8 00:02:03,540 --> 00:02:08,419 I'll bet. Tell me about the spirit world, Linda. 9 00:02:09,213 --> 00:02:12,216 It's so funny how life and karma 10 00:02:12,299 --> 00:02:16,094 have a way of setting us on the most unexpected paths. 11 00:02:16,178 --> 00:02:18,597 After Doug dropped me on the beach in Cuba, 12 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:21,517 I spent days wandering banana plantations 13 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:25,437 vacated by the oppressor after la Revolución. 14 00:02:26,271 --> 00:02:30,234 But then, I fell in with a fabulous community of locals 15 00:02:30,317 --> 00:02:32,319 who took me in with open arms. 16 00:02:35,030 --> 00:02:36,949 And that's when I saw him. 17 00:02:39,785 --> 00:02:40,994 Choi Guevara. 18 00:02:42,704 --> 00:02:45,707 That's right. Half brother to Che. 19 00:02:49,920 --> 00:02:51,213 See you, kids. 20 00:02:57,386 --> 00:02:58,387 Choi. 21 00:02:58,470 --> 00:03:01,557 Linda. Would you like to have sex? 22 00:03:02,766 --> 00:03:03,892 It would be an honor. 23 00:03:08,605 --> 00:03:13,819 Is it fate? Karma? Mad timing? Who can say? 24 00:03:14,695 --> 00:03:17,155 - But… - Maxine, I'm in love. 25 00:03:17,906 --> 00:03:20,993 He's taking me to the most amazing places. 26 00:03:21,076 --> 00:03:23,161 First stop, the Amazon. 27 00:03:23,245 --> 00:03:25,455 Where we joined a group of native women, 28 00:03:25,539 --> 00:03:28,959 fending off the destruction of their beloved rainforest. 29 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:32,546 My life has such purpose, Maxine! 30 00:03:33,589 --> 00:03:35,257 We must not rest. 31 00:03:35,340 --> 00:03:40,429 The Rollins fortune can at last be used to reverse suffering instead of creating it. 32 00:03:41,305 --> 00:03:45,726 A courier will come to you, Maxine. 33 00:03:45,809 --> 00:03:48,854 On Thursday the 17th you will use the code words, "banana slug." 34 00:03:48,937 --> 00:03:51,481 Give him $100,000 cash. 35 00:03:51,565 --> 00:03:56,069 Off to spread literacy to the Sierras Chicas. Bye! 36 00:03:57,070 --> 00:03:58,906 And Linda's alive? 37 00:04:00,532 --> 00:04:03,702 This thing is just a radio. 38 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:06,246 Shit. 39 00:04:12,794 --> 00:04:15,297 - Hell of a first date, huh? - Yeah. 40 00:04:19,009 --> 00:04:21,512 I've got popcorn in my teeth. 41 00:04:22,429 --> 00:04:24,264 Now there's some in my food trap. 42 00:04:24,348 --> 00:04:26,767 Sorry, it's the darndest thing. Positively unseemly. 43 00:04:26,850 --> 00:04:30,521 I got all the butter and salt rolling around in my mouth and on my tongue and… 44 00:04:30,604 --> 00:04:32,272 - You understand? - Yeah. 45 00:04:32,356 --> 00:04:33,815 I can do a little butter and salt-- 46 00:04:33,899 --> 00:04:36,443 No, no. I can't kiss you on the first date. 47 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:44,076 Three's the magic number, but I want you to know that I do like you. 48 00:04:44,701 --> 00:04:45,869 I like you too. 49 00:04:45,953 --> 00:04:49,498 Marjorie Merriweather Post is hosting a square dance at her place tonight. 50 00:04:49,581 --> 00:04:51,625 You wanna go? Two dates in one day. 51 00:04:54,670 --> 00:04:58,382 Robert said I could find you here. Possibly il flagrante. 52 00:04:58,465 --> 00:05:01,635 We are not il… whatever you said. We're not doing anything. 53 00:05:01,718 --> 00:05:02,719 Scout's honor. 54 00:05:04,054 --> 00:05:06,640 I have a missive from the shortwave. 55 00:05:09,393 --> 00:05:11,979 Linda needs $100,000. 56 00:05:12,062 --> 00:05:14,648 What? Shoot. 57 00:05:21,071 --> 00:05:22,322 Robert? 58 00:05:23,615 --> 00:05:27,953 Listen, I am running ever so late to go with Evelyn to buy the Palm Royale. 59 00:05:28,036 --> 00:05:31,748 And I need a $100,000 Dellacorte check written out to cash for Linda. 60 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:34,293 Why don't you take the money for Linda from the Rollins estate? 61 00:05:34,376 --> 00:05:37,337 I can't take that money because it is frozen. Thanks to me. 62 00:05:37,421 --> 00:05:39,756 And if Evelyn ever finds that out, she'll skin me like a cat. 63 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:41,300 But, Maxine, we went through this already. 64 00:05:41,383 --> 00:05:45,095 Norma was not Norma, so the house nor the money was hers to give me. 65 00:05:45,179 --> 00:05:46,180 It's all Douglas's. 66 00:05:46,263 --> 00:05:50,350 Half of which I am entitled to. I'm just asking for a little up front. 67 00:05:50,434 --> 00:05:52,728 - Take it up with Douglas. - I can't tell him! 68 00:05:52,811 --> 00:05:54,938 He'll give the whole kit and caboodle to Pinky. 69 00:05:55,022 --> 00:05:56,023 Yeah. 70 00:05:57,149 --> 00:05:58,609 The answer is no, Maxine. 71 00:06:02,613 --> 00:06:04,114 Why are all these paintings off the wall? 72 00:06:04,198 --> 00:06:05,199 According to the will, 73 00:06:05,282 --> 00:06:08,869 Norma wanted me to send these paintings to the Dellacorte Hall in Switzerland. 74 00:06:08,952 --> 00:06:13,832 So nice of you to do a favor for Norma, and not do a favor for Maxine. 75 00:06:15,959 --> 00:06:17,836 And I think you mean the fake Norma 76 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:20,088 because the real Norma is a teenaged skeleton 77 00:06:20,172 --> 00:06:22,007 in a European graveyard somewhere. 78 00:06:24,301 --> 00:06:26,261 I love you, Maxine. 79 00:06:26,345 --> 00:06:27,346 I love you too. 80 00:06:32,434 --> 00:06:34,102 There's over six million dollars in gold. 81 00:06:34,186 --> 00:06:36,897 Half is mine, half is the estate, aka you. 82 00:06:36,980 --> 00:06:39,942 Perfecto. They say gold is the easiest to hock. 83 00:06:40,025 --> 00:06:42,277 Why would you need to hock anything? 84 00:06:42,361 --> 00:06:44,571 I don't need to. I'm just saying if the estate 85 00:06:44,655 --> 00:06:46,949 were ever to need any… something, you know. 86 00:06:47,032 --> 00:06:49,701 Maxine, am I worried? 87 00:06:50,452 --> 00:06:53,789 Golly gee, no. I'm just… I'm thinking about the future. 88 00:06:53,872 --> 00:06:57,668 Anyway, the fire-sale price of the Palm is three mil, 89 00:06:57,751 --> 00:06:59,294 so we each throw in half of our halves, 90 00:06:59,378 --> 00:07:02,589 which, after purchase, leaves us each with 1.5. Clear? 91 00:07:02,673 --> 00:07:05,551 - Very clear. - Okay. Let's go get it, partner. 92 00:07:05,634 --> 00:07:06,969 - Okay. - Sidonius. 93 00:07:07,970 --> 00:07:12,683 We have all three signatures for you. 94 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:17,229 The Davidsouls. The Donahues. 95 00:07:18,605 --> 00:07:22,651 And, of course, the Dellacortes. 96 00:07:23,235 --> 00:07:25,362 Fantastic. Where's the money? 97 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:28,448 Ta-da. 98 00:07:28,532 --> 00:07:30,242 - Oh, my God. - I know. 99 00:07:32,703 --> 00:07:36,665 Do you mean to say that you are paying with gold? 100 00:07:36,748 --> 00:07:39,793 - As a matter of fact, we are. - No, no. Look at this. 101 00:07:39,877 --> 00:07:41,712 - What? - It has a serial number. 102 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:42,838 So what? 103 00:07:42,921 --> 00:07:47,301 It's trackable. I cannot accept trackable gold as payment for anything. 104 00:07:47,384 --> 00:07:48,385 Why not? 105 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:52,514 Thanks to the Whitbys. The Whitbys who ruined gold for all of Palm Beach-- 106 00:07:52,598 --> 00:07:54,725 - The yacht club. - Yacht club? What yacht club? 107 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:56,727 - The yacht club. - I'll tell you later. 108 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:59,855 The sale almost went through until they noticed that every single bar 109 00:07:59,938 --> 00:08:01,607 was stamped with the Nazi eagle. 110 00:08:02,774 --> 00:08:07,279 Created a cascade of bruised feelings that ricocheted all the way up to the Fed, 111 00:08:07,362 --> 00:08:10,866 and now, they're considering taking America 112 00:08:10,949 --> 00:08:14,578 off the gold standard altogether, all thanks to the Whitbys. 113 00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:16,371 So, this isn't hockable? 114 00:08:16,455 --> 00:08:18,290 No, it's not hockable. 115 00:08:18,373 --> 00:08:19,499 Cash or the deal is off. 116 00:08:19,583 --> 00:08:21,960 Did you even know gold was no good in Palm Beach? 117 00:08:22,044 --> 00:08:24,338 Yes, I knew. I just wasted our time for nothing. 118 00:08:24,421 --> 00:08:26,340 Sorry, I just love blaming you for everything. 119 00:08:26,423 --> 00:08:29,218 Oh, if it was last season I'd just ransack the Dellacortes, 120 00:08:29,301 --> 00:08:31,512 grab 20 or 30 Stoned Mables, and sell 'em. 121 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:37,851 What if… 122 00:08:39,727 --> 00:08:41,730 We go to the Rollins manse. 123 00:08:41,813 --> 00:08:44,733 I bet it's full of old geegaws worth way more than a ton of gold. 124 00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:48,362 That's not a bad idea. 125 00:08:48,445 --> 00:08:49,446 Yeah. 126 00:08:50,155 --> 00:08:52,366 Too bad it's all under lock and key. 127 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:55,285 Well, have tunnel, will travel. 128 00:08:58,789 --> 00:09:04,920 Maxine, sometimes I must admit you're good. 129 00:09:05,003 --> 00:09:08,215 Easy does it. Easy does it. Nope, nope, nope. You're not pushing hard enough. 130 00:09:08,298 --> 00:09:10,467 I'm sorry. You push it yourself and see how hard it is. 131 00:09:10,551 --> 00:09:12,678 - I bet you don't get anywhere. - Watch this. 132 00:09:12,761 --> 00:09:13,929 All right. Okay. 133 00:09:14,805 --> 00:09:16,765 - You're freakishly strong. - Live and learn. 134 00:09:19,768 --> 00:09:21,562 Oh, Dick. 135 00:09:27,860 --> 00:09:33,699 Dick, so juicy and delicious. I love it. 136 00:09:33,782 --> 00:09:35,158 Huge. 137 00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:40,330 You are so dirty, Dick. 138 00:09:40,414 --> 00:09:42,875 Oh, my God. Stop it. 139 00:09:44,126 --> 00:09:47,754 No, you say goodbye first. Okay. Buh-bye. 140 00:09:51,842 --> 00:09:55,512 Dick Nixon. Hero, American warlord. 141 00:09:56,013 --> 00:09:59,474 Did he ask about me at all? 142 00:09:59,558 --> 00:10:02,477 As a matter of fact… 143 00:10:03,979 --> 00:10:05,355 he did. 144 00:10:05,439 --> 00:10:09,693 He loves you running for mayor, but he's one-upped me, 145 00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:11,737 and this is why he's president. 146 00:10:12,404 --> 00:10:17,117 Perry, he wants you to run as a Democrat. 147 00:10:17,826 --> 00:10:19,077 I rebuke this. 148 00:10:19,161 --> 00:10:22,915 Seeing as I'm officially the biggest Democratic donor in Palm Beach, 149 00:10:22,998 --> 00:10:29,755 thanks to Axel, he wants me to line up a whole slate of Democratic losers, 150 00:10:29,838 --> 00:10:33,258 so Republicans can run the table come the election. 151 00:10:33,342 --> 00:10:36,595 Starting with you, Per. Isn't that brilliant? 152 00:10:37,387 --> 00:10:39,348 You announce tonight 153 00:10:39,431 --> 00:10:42,476 at Marjorie Merriweather Post's square dance. 154 00:10:43,268 --> 00:10:46,438 All the candidates for mayor will be there. 155 00:10:48,607 --> 00:10:52,444 So I have to stand up in front of everyone and pretend to be a Democrat? 156 00:10:53,737 --> 00:10:54,738 Yep. 157 00:10:55,447 --> 00:10:58,200 Sorry. Has anyone seen Douglas? 158 00:10:58,283 --> 00:11:00,244 Honey, I assumed he was with you. 159 00:11:00,327 --> 00:11:01,620 And I assumed he was with him. 160 00:11:01,703 --> 00:11:03,497 And I assumed he was doing Doug stuff. 161 00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:04,748 When was the last time you saw him? 162 00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:06,750 He wasn't on the couch when I woke up this morning. 163 00:11:06,834 --> 00:11:09,628 Maybe if you sleep in the same bed, you could keep him at home. 164 00:11:09,711 --> 00:11:13,131 He's been talking nonstop about Pinky getting him. Do you think he got gotten? 165 00:11:13,215 --> 00:11:14,925 I am sure he did not get gotten. 166 00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:19,721 You know what helps in a moment like this is a friendly, long-lasting, 167 00:11:19,805 --> 00:11:22,057 carry-it-in-your-pocket-all-day-long hug. 168 00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:23,600 Mitzi doesn't need a hug, Perry. 169 00:11:23,684 --> 00:11:25,185 Here's what we're gonna do. 170 00:11:25,269 --> 00:11:28,605 We'll stop by Pinky and Raquel's to confirm he hasn't got gotten 171 00:11:28,689 --> 00:11:31,066 before getting ready for the big square dance, okay? 172 00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:33,610 One hug, huh? 173 00:11:33,694 --> 00:11:35,988 Honey, nobody wants any hugs. 174 00:11:45,581 --> 00:11:47,833 Hi, here to see Raquel. 175 00:11:47,916 --> 00:11:50,460 - Maximo, who is it? - A lady. 176 00:11:55,257 --> 00:11:56,925 - Dinah. - Hi. 177 00:11:57,009 --> 00:11:59,511 - I wasn't expecting company. - Hi. 178 00:11:59,595 --> 00:12:02,347 I'm in the middle of something. 179 00:12:02,431 --> 00:12:03,849 Something as in… 180 00:12:05,809 --> 00:12:09,021 Pinky and I, we're preparing to host. 181 00:12:09,104 --> 00:12:11,648 Do you have a sec for a chat? 182 00:12:11,732 --> 00:12:14,234 So, what are you, in your second trimester? 183 00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:18,405 Did you see that guy? He had the look of a killer in his eye. 184 00:12:19,364 --> 00:12:22,951 Yeah. So, have your ankles started swelling or… 185 00:12:23,452 --> 00:12:25,621 You don't think they're actually gonna kill him, right? 186 00:12:27,164 --> 00:12:28,790 Is he kicking yet? 187 00:12:32,503 --> 00:12:34,046 Someone help me! 188 00:12:34,963 --> 00:12:38,425 Sorry for the drop-in. The reason for my calling was to make sure 189 00:12:38,509 --> 00:12:43,096 that you and Pinky were attending the square dance at Madge Post's place. 190 00:12:43,180 --> 00:12:45,516 Mayor Barnhill really could use your support. 191 00:12:45,599 --> 00:12:47,100 I thought you were a Democrat now. 192 00:12:47,851 --> 00:12:51,730 I may suddenly be the one running the Palm Beach Democratic machine. 193 00:12:51,813 --> 00:12:55,526 But Dick Nixon himself has charged me with running losing candidates 194 00:12:55,609 --> 00:12:57,236 so we can have a GOP sweep. 195 00:12:57,319 --> 00:12:58,445 That's good. 196 00:12:59,238 --> 00:13:00,489 Well, I'm doing it for Dick. 197 00:13:00,572 --> 00:13:02,115 What some women won't do. 198 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:05,619 Help me! 199 00:13:06,870 --> 00:13:08,622 What was that? 200 00:13:08,705 --> 00:13:09,790 What was what? 201 00:13:11,083 --> 00:13:12,084 That. 202 00:13:14,503 --> 00:13:17,047 That shit pig tried to escape again. 203 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:19,925 If he escapes… 204 00:13:20,008 --> 00:13:21,677 Pinky will cut out your tongue. 205 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:23,387 He's smarter than he looks. 206 00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:26,098 Can you believe he chewed through the ropes completely? 207 00:13:26,181 --> 00:13:29,977 Just throw enough food in for two days, and keep the door locked! 208 00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:31,979 And when you finally do it, 209 00:13:32,062 --> 00:13:34,731 make sure you bleed him fast, 210 00:13:34,815 --> 00:13:36,775 or the screaming will draw attention. 211 00:13:36,859 --> 00:13:37,901 Thank you, love. 212 00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,198 Oh, gosh. 213 00:13:43,282 --> 00:13:44,366 Do you speak Spanish? 214 00:13:44,449 --> 00:13:48,871 No! I just repeated what you said. I have a great ear. 215 00:13:48,954 --> 00:13:52,499 You know what I don't have a lot of… I don't have a lot of time right now. 216 00:13:52,583 --> 00:13:56,420 - Of course. Sure. - So, I'm gonna go. Okay. 217 00:13:56,503 --> 00:14:00,174 Don't you… Just stay… Thanks a lot, Raquel. 218 00:14:05,387 --> 00:14:07,472 They have him. They have him. 219 00:14:09,308 --> 00:14:11,185 I could hear him thrashing around, 220 00:14:11,268 --> 00:14:13,187 and they were talking about killing him in Spanish. 221 00:14:13,270 --> 00:14:15,480 But they didn't know that I learned a lot of Spanish from… 222 00:14:15,564 --> 00:14:17,357 - From Eddie. - …from my gap year in Ibiza, 223 00:14:17,441 --> 00:14:19,484 if you must know, Perry. 224 00:14:19,568 --> 00:14:20,736 Am I to be a widow? 225 00:14:20,819 --> 00:14:23,614 No, we have a little time. They're not going to do it tonight 226 00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:26,742 because they're going to the big square dance at Marjorie Merriweather Post's. 227 00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:28,160 How cold-blooded. 228 00:14:28,243 --> 00:14:30,287 It would be more cold-blooded if they slit his throat 229 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:32,372 - and then went to the square dance. - True. 230 00:14:32,456 --> 00:14:33,790 We have to go to the police. 231 00:14:33,874 --> 00:14:36,543 - No police, Mitzi. No police. - Then the FBI. 232 00:14:36,627 --> 00:14:38,253 No FBI either. 233 00:14:38,337 --> 00:14:40,172 Perry, who are you? 234 00:14:40,255 --> 00:14:43,217 The second that we go to the police, the Dougster's a dead man. 235 00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:45,177 No, we're gonna go to that square dance, 236 00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:49,097 and you're gonna use your feminine wiles with Pinky. 237 00:14:50,307 --> 00:14:53,519 - What does that mean? - It means you're gonna improvise. 238 00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:57,105 - Exactly. - The Dougster's life is on the line. 239 00:14:58,232 --> 00:15:03,445 Now… if anyone in this car, Mitzi, needs a hug, 240 00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:05,239 just let me know. 241 00:15:06,156 --> 00:15:07,783 Perry, drive. 242 00:15:10,452 --> 00:15:13,121 Being in business with you is just an absolute delight. 243 00:15:13,205 --> 00:15:14,665 Keep your pants on. 244 00:15:15,541 --> 00:15:19,711 Though, just let's do go in and out real quick, like cat burglars. 245 00:15:19,795 --> 00:15:21,964 What's your rush? That stuff's not going anywhere. 246 00:15:23,048 --> 00:15:26,218 I might have a little thingy, dinner… thing. 247 00:15:26,301 --> 00:15:28,178 You have a date? Whoever with? 248 00:15:28,262 --> 00:15:31,849 Palm Beach's finest lawyer/gynecologist, Dr. Dusty Magic. 249 00:15:31,932 --> 00:15:34,935 And I'm gonna need eight hours to get ready and a jar of mayonnaise. 250 00:15:35,018 --> 00:15:36,019 Second date. 251 00:15:36,687 --> 00:15:39,147 Maxine, second date? What a conundrum. 252 00:15:39,231 --> 00:15:41,316 Conundrum? Well, I don't really see it as that. 253 00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:43,110 Look, it's just practice. 254 00:15:43,193 --> 00:15:45,237 And, you know, just get back in the swing of things. 255 00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:49,283 Maxine, Dr. Dusty is doing perfectly fine, but he's not doing Palm Beach fine. 256 00:15:49,366 --> 00:15:54,413 He works for a living, so yes, practice, meaning, you know, an opportunity to 257 00:15:54,496 --> 00:15:57,207 brush out the cobwebs. 258 00:15:57,291 --> 00:15:59,251 Truthfully, darling, how long has it been? 259 00:16:00,502 --> 00:16:04,882 I think it's… been quite some time. 260 00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:06,550 Well, hence the conundrum. 261 00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:10,304 Polite girls wait until three, but sometimes after two, 262 00:16:10,387 --> 00:16:12,097 you're ready to give your all. 263 00:16:12,181 --> 00:16:14,725 Well, I'm sure I don't know anything about all that. 264 00:16:15,726 --> 00:16:18,896 You see, well, it's kind of embarrassing. 265 00:16:18,979 --> 00:16:20,105 What? 266 00:16:20,189 --> 00:16:22,774 I've only ever been with Douglas. 267 00:16:22,858 --> 00:16:25,986 You mean to say, you've only had… 268 00:16:28,614 --> 00:16:29,823 You know… 269 00:16:32,075 --> 00:16:33,577 - What's that? - Bent dick. 270 00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:35,621 What do you mean "bent dick"? 271 00:16:35,704 --> 00:16:37,206 I have it on rather good authority 272 00:16:37,289 --> 00:16:40,250 that Douglas's Ball Park Frank rounds into home. 273 00:16:42,211 --> 00:16:45,130 Not that it's any of your business, 274 00:16:45,214 --> 00:16:48,509 but it… but it is… 275 00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:52,679 a bit letter J in scope and demeanor. 276 00:16:52,763 --> 00:16:54,806 I love it when a rumor goes right. 277 00:16:55,307 --> 00:16:58,101 Are you saying they're not all like that? 278 00:16:58,185 --> 00:17:01,813 Most of them, Maxine, are straight as Saturn rockets. 279 00:17:01,897 --> 00:17:03,982 - Like a pencil? - But thicker. 280 00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:07,778 Well, how do you know anyway about Douglas's Douglas? 281 00:17:07,861 --> 00:17:10,280 It's a very well-known story. 282 00:17:10,364 --> 00:17:14,785 Long ago and far away, Douglas and Perry and their other dum-dum Stag brothers 283 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:19,039 were playing the time immemorial bachelor party game Brick-on-a-Dick. 284 00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:20,415 Just like it sounds. 285 00:17:20,499 --> 00:17:23,377 And apparently, Douglas worked his way up to cinder block. 286 00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:26,630 Suffice to say, poor Skeet had to run him to the emergency room, 287 00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:28,298 and the rest is history. 288 00:17:28,382 --> 00:17:30,843 Gee, I wonder if that's why I've got kidney problems. 289 00:17:30,926 --> 00:17:32,135 Oh, good God. 290 00:17:39,977 --> 00:17:41,186 Oh, good God. 291 00:18:13,969 --> 00:18:16,096 Where's all my shit? 292 00:18:16,180 --> 00:18:17,973 It must have been the feds. 293 00:18:18,056 --> 00:18:22,144 I thought they were gonna freeze my assets, not impound everything. 294 00:18:22,227 --> 00:18:25,480 Those motherfuckers even took my birds. 295 00:18:25,564 --> 00:18:27,983 Not a feather of which belonged to Linda. 296 00:18:29,276 --> 00:18:32,321 Hey, Evelyn, look. It's an accounting. 297 00:18:34,198 --> 00:18:38,911 This is disgusting. Literally every single thing. 298 00:18:38,994 --> 00:18:43,290 They even cataloged my old pasties. Left and right nipples separately. 299 00:18:44,583 --> 00:18:47,002 Evelyn. Look, a receipt. 300 00:18:49,254 --> 00:18:51,590 "Five thousand dollars." 301 00:18:53,258 --> 00:18:54,718 And nothing left to hock. 302 00:18:59,723 --> 00:19:00,849 What do we do? 303 00:19:09,650 --> 00:19:10,651 Hello. 304 00:19:10,734 --> 00:19:11,902 What are you doing? 305 00:19:13,445 --> 00:19:14,905 Just reading a little bit. 306 00:19:16,198 --> 00:19:19,243 All the guys are going to Ronald's bachelor party tonight. 307 00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:20,869 I'm the only one on duty. 308 00:19:21,787 --> 00:19:24,748 It might not be the most romantic environment, 309 00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:27,501 but I did bring a picnic dinner. 310 00:19:28,669 --> 00:19:29,670 For two. 311 00:19:30,921 --> 00:19:33,131 - If you're interested. - I'd love that. 312 00:19:33,215 --> 00:19:35,217 Robert! Robert! 313 00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:37,219 - I'll see you in a few. All right, bye. - Robert! 314 00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:39,388 Yes? 315 00:19:39,471 --> 00:19:40,889 We gotta sell those paintings. 316 00:19:40,973 --> 00:19:42,349 But they've been shipped. 317 00:19:42,432 --> 00:19:43,433 Unship them. 318 00:19:43,517 --> 00:19:44,935 They've been shipped. 319 00:19:45,894 --> 00:19:47,563 Ratselfrackle. 320 00:19:49,064 --> 00:19:50,732 Okay, just give me a minute. 321 00:19:55,028 --> 00:19:56,113 Curious. 322 00:19:57,155 --> 00:20:01,660 How much money is in the Dellacorte accounts anyway? 323 00:20:01,743 --> 00:20:03,120 I'm not telling. 324 00:20:04,204 --> 00:20:06,081 Are you still struggling? 325 00:20:06,164 --> 00:20:08,041 Please. And yes. 326 00:20:10,419 --> 00:20:11,587 A whole bunch. 327 00:20:11,670 --> 00:20:14,673 A whole bunch? You've been holding out on me. 328 00:20:18,677 --> 00:20:19,720 How's this? 329 00:20:20,429 --> 00:20:24,099 You write me a check for a whole bunch of money. 330 00:20:24,183 --> 00:20:26,143 I write you an IOU. 331 00:20:26,226 --> 00:20:29,771 I take the Rollins' gold, turn it into cash, and pay you back. 332 00:20:29,855 --> 00:20:31,940 It's called a bridge loan, and I know about this 333 00:20:32,024 --> 00:20:34,610 because I am now an international woman of business. 334 00:20:34,693 --> 00:20:36,778 But that's not gonna happen, Maxine. 335 00:20:36,862 --> 00:20:39,072 You decided not to tell Douglas and I agreed, 336 00:20:39,156 --> 00:20:40,407 'cause it was for the best. 337 00:20:43,869 --> 00:20:46,205 How can you remain so calm in all this? 338 00:20:46,288 --> 00:20:48,916 Because I'm off to fuck an FBI agent. 339 00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:51,168 Bye-bye. 340 00:20:54,087 --> 00:20:55,088 Selfish! 341 00:20:57,341 --> 00:20:58,467 Maxine! 342 00:21:00,135 --> 00:21:02,596 I have another missive from the airwaves, 343 00:21:02,679 --> 00:21:05,224 but sadly no bootlegger. 344 00:21:10,312 --> 00:21:13,524 The monsoon washed away everything! 345 00:21:13,607 --> 00:21:16,401 Up the amount to 200,000! 346 00:21:16,485 --> 00:21:20,656 And remember, Maxine, "banana slug!" 347 00:21:20,739 --> 00:21:24,826 The children of the Sierras Chicas are depending on you! 348 00:21:28,413 --> 00:21:30,666 Can't believe you got all that on this teeny, tiny, little card. 349 00:21:30,749 --> 00:21:32,876 Katherine Gibbs secretarial school. 350 00:21:34,711 --> 00:21:35,712 I'll get the door. 351 00:21:42,845 --> 00:21:44,680 - Yello. - Yello. 352 00:21:44,763 --> 00:21:46,223 - Hi. - Hi. 353 00:21:46,306 --> 00:21:48,767 Why, you got quite a place here. 354 00:21:48,851 --> 00:21:52,354 Well, it's not really mine. I mean, technically. Not yet. 355 00:21:52,437 --> 00:21:53,897 I don't know. 356 00:21:55,774 --> 00:21:57,109 You forgot about our second date. 357 00:21:57,192 --> 00:21:58,777 No! Gosh, no. 358 00:21:58,861 --> 00:22:01,071 Oh, gosh. It's practically all I've been thinking about. 359 00:22:01,154 --> 00:22:04,950 Here's the thing. I'm so sorry. I do have to cancel. 360 00:22:05,033 --> 00:22:06,535 You mind telling me why? 361 00:22:06,618 --> 00:22:07,619 There's an emergency. 362 00:22:07,703 --> 00:22:11,707 Two emergencies that I have to deal with now. Tonight. 363 00:22:11,790 --> 00:22:13,917 First things first, these flowers are sagging faster 364 00:22:14,001 --> 00:22:15,460 than tits on a bull in the Sahara. 365 00:22:15,544 --> 00:22:17,212 Oh, no. That's terrible. 366 00:22:17,921 --> 00:22:20,507 Vase? Water? 367 00:22:20,591 --> 00:22:23,427 There. In the bar. To the left. Around the wall. 368 00:22:24,136 --> 00:22:25,637 How many bathrooms do you have here? 369 00:22:25,721 --> 00:22:27,139 Many. 370 00:22:27,222 --> 00:22:28,390 They're all flushable? 371 00:22:30,934 --> 00:22:32,019 Oh, my. 372 00:22:33,854 --> 00:22:34,855 Look at you. 373 00:22:34,938 --> 00:22:36,231 Second things second, 374 00:22:36,315 --> 00:22:39,151 I think you haven't dated anyone besides your husband in 20 years, 375 00:22:39,234 --> 00:22:42,362 and you're exhibiting classic avoidance anxiety. 376 00:22:43,030 --> 00:22:46,491 Yeah, see, the reason why my gynecological practice is so successful 377 00:22:46,575 --> 00:22:49,745 is because it's bolstered by a secondary doctorate in psychology. 378 00:22:50,412 --> 00:22:51,788 Secondary doctorate? 379 00:22:51,872 --> 00:22:54,541 Yeah, I'm what you'd call an HMI. 380 00:22:55,167 --> 00:22:57,002 Highly motivated individual. 381 00:22:57,085 --> 00:22:59,171 Now, why don't we go on date two, 382 00:22:59,254 --> 00:23:01,673 followed up by a square dance at Marjorie Post's place 383 00:23:01,757 --> 00:23:03,008 and you tell me about these emergencies? 384 00:23:03,091 --> 00:23:06,345 See, there's something I can't really tell you, 385 00:23:06,428 --> 00:23:07,721 'cause it concerns… 386 00:23:09,806 --> 00:23:14,019 Wait. I guess I can tell you about my situation with Linda 387 00:23:14,102 --> 00:23:16,396 because you're my lawyer and we've got attorney-client privilege. 388 00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:17,940 Bingo. 389 00:23:18,023 --> 00:23:21,235 And I can tell you about my international woman of business troubles with Evelyn. 390 00:23:21,318 --> 00:23:22,861 - Fix you a drink? - Yes, please. 391 00:23:25,113 --> 00:23:28,951 So, Evelyn and I need three million to cement the purchase of the Palm Royale. 392 00:23:29,034 --> 00:23:30,452 Now. Tonight. 393 00:23:30,536 --> 00:23:31,870 And Linda, she's spearheading… 394 00:23:32,955 --> 00:23:36,959 urgent literary intervention in the jungle, and needs $200,000. 395 00:23:37,042 --> 00:23:39,086 - Also now. Tonight. - Right. 396 00:23:39,169 --> 00:23:41,338 And, well, the remains of the Rollins estate, 397 00:23:41,421 --> 00:23:43,924 they're in gold bars which are unusable. 398 00:23:44,007 --> 00:23:47,344 Because the Whitbys ruined gold in Palm Beach. Thanks to the Nazis. 399 00:23:48,345 --> 00:23:51,974 So, as you can see, I really can't go on our date. 400 00:23:52,724 --> 00:23:54,935 Well. Now, au contraire. 401 00:23:55,018 --> 00:23:57,354 Our date, young lady, is now imperative. 402 00:23:57,437 --> 00:23:59,189 Imperative? Why? 403 00:23:59,273 --> 00:24:02,526 Who do you think wound up buying the Whitbys' Nazi gold? 404 00:24:03,235 --> 00:24:04,278 Who? 405 00:24:04,361 --> 00:24:08,282 None other than Marjorie Merriweather… 406 00:24:09,199 --> 00:24:10,325 - Post. - Post. 407 00:24:11,827 --> 00:24:13,787 All that shit was priceless! 408 00:24:13,871 --> 00:24:16,498 Does nobody know the worth of anything anymore? 409 00:24:16,582 --> 00:24:18,750 The entire parlor was Chippendale. 410 00:24:18,834 --> 00:24:20,252 Maybe this is an opportunity. 411 00:24:20,335 --> 00:24:23,672 Where's the opportunity in having your entire life confiscated? 412 00:24:23,755 --> 00:24:25,716 It's as if I never even existed! 413 00:24:25,799 --> 00:24:27,176 It's also a brand-new slate. 414 00:24:27,259 --> 00:24:28,552 Well, that's easy for you to say. 415 00:24:28,635 --> 00:24:33,557 You've never been told that your entire life only adds up to $5,000. 416 00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:37,519 No, but my family and I were hustled onto a boat at midnight 417 00:24:37,603 --> 00:24:39,521 with just the shirts on our backs 418 00:24:39,605 --> 00:24:43,150 to escape the most beautiful prison on Earth and avoid execution. 419 00:24:44,818 --> 00:24:46,320 It's not very fair of you, Eddie, 420 00:24:46,403 --> 00:24:48,739 to hold a trump card like that when I'm in chaos. 421 00:24:49,406 --> 00:24:50,532 It's what happened. 422 00:24:50,616 --> 00:24:52,326 And I appreciate the perspective. 423 00:24:52,409 --> 00:24:53,827 Still, there is… 424 00:24:54,995 --> 00:24:56,955 There's one thing I wish I could've retained. 425 00:24:57,873 --> 00:24:59,833 Skeet had it made for me. 426 00:25:00,417 --> 00:25:04,713 A gold statue of myself in my heyday as a showgirl. 427 00:25:04,796 --> 00:25:06,673 I always loved that piece. 428 00:25:08,383 --> 00:25:09,718 Anyway… 429 00:25:09,801 --> 00:25:12,095 I guess our dream has been dashed. 430 00:25:12,179 --> 00:25:14,806 That'll teach me for having ambition. What a fool. 431 00:25:14,890 --> 00:25:18,227 And I was so looking forward to seeing everybody's faces 432 00:25:18,310 --> 00:25:20,938 when they realized they'd underestimated the tennis pro. 433 00:25:25,317 --> 00:25:26,401 Where are you going? 434 00:25:28,403 --> 00:25:30,364 To make a drink. For you. 435 00:25:39,039 --> 00:25:40,123 What's wrong? 436 00:25:41,041 --> 00:25:44,127 It was just a passing thought. Think nothing of it. 437 00:25:44,753 --> 00:25:46,088 Evelyn. 438 00:25:48,131 --> 00:25:50,926 It was just a little flash of irrationality that… 439 00:25:53,387 --> 00:25:54,471 you were leaving me. 440 00:25:56,098 --> 00:25:57,558 Why would you jump to that? 441 00:25:59,059 --> 00:26:01,603 Because I've just disappointed you. 442 00:26:02,855 --> 00:26:04,773 Forgive my knee-jerk alarm. 443 00:26:04,857 --> 00:26:05,941 It's been a day. 444 00:26:07,776 --> 00:26:09,653 It's been a life, for that matter. 445 00:26:23,959 --> 00:26:25,586 I'm going to have feelings. 446 00:26:26,587 --> 00:26:30,465 And when I do have a feeling, it does not mean that I'm leaving. 447 00:26:39,224 --> 00:26:40,559 It's Evelyn. What? 448 00:26:40,642 --> 00:26:43,145 Evelyn, tell me you've got rodeo gear and spurs. 449 00:26:43,228 --> 00:26:44,855 Of course I do. Why? 450 00:26:44,938 --> 00:26:46,481 'Cause after my dinner, you and I are going 451 00:26:46,565 --> 00:26:49,067 on a good old-fashioned, gold bar-selling hootenanny. 452 00:26:50,068 --> 00:26:51,069 Shall we? 453 00:26:52,029 --> 00:26:58,619 Welcome to Marge's Mighty Mar-a-Lago square dance soiree! 454 00:27:20,933 --> 00:27:22,726 - There they are. - Where? 455 00:27:22,809 --> 00:27:25,729 Over there. Doug's imprisoned and they're dancing. 456 00:27:27,064 --> 00:27:28,315 It's okay, honey. 457 00:27:29,525 --> 00:27:30,526 I'm getting dizzy. 458 00:27:30,609 --> 00:27:32,694 No, no, no. Mitzi, now's your chance. 459 00:27:32,778 --> 00:27:36,156 Ass out, tits up. Dance on over, make a plea to Pinky. 460 00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:37,533 That really objectifies me. 461 00:27:37,616 --> 00:27:41,119 Listen, little Mitzi Mitz, you want Douglas's release or not? 462 00:27:42,704 --> 00:27:45,457 Mitzi, I'm gonna do it. For you. 463 00:27:45,999 --> 00:27:47,000 Do what? 464 00:27:47,084 --> 00:27:48,252 If they're here, 465 00:27:48,335 --> 00:27:50,420 that means he's there. Alone. 466 00:27:51,004 --> 00:27:54,675 Which means this is my one chance to get my Stag brother, 467 00:27:54,758 --> 00:27:57,761 aka Dougy Buggy, aka your husband. 468 00:27:59,221 --> 00:28:01,139 And I'm gonna do it… for you. 469 00:28:02,432 --> 00:28:05,310 - I'm gonna go to the cops. - Hold up. What did you say? 470 00:28:05,394 --> 00:28:07,479 I said, "I'm dizzy. I need to stop." 471 00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:19,157 Are you a registered voter in Palm Beach? 472 00:28:20,158 --> 00:28:21,702 Are you a Democrat? 473 00:28:21,785 --> 00:28:23,954 You look like a Democrat. 474 00:28:33,172 --> 00:28:36,008 I've never had a man who wanted to solve my problems. 475 00:28:36,091 --> 00:28:38,635 I've always been the problem solver. 476 00:28:38,719 --> 00:28:41,096 I have to admit it's… Well, it's unsettling. 477 00:28:41,180 --> 00:28:43,140 In the best of ways, I hope. 478 00:28:43,223 --> 00:28:44,224 Yes. 479 00:28:45,559 --> 00:28:47,936 You certainly are a confident man. 480 00:28:48,020 --> 00:28:50,564 Moment I laid eyes on you, I just knew. 481 00:28:50,647 --> 00:28:52,316 Pray tell. Knew what? 482 00:28:52,399 --> 00:28:54,401 That I'd found someone like me. 483 00:28:55,110 --> 00:28:57,196 You're a fixer, Maxine. A doer. 484 00:28:57,279 --> 00:28:59,656 And you can see the gears of the world 485 00:28:59,740 --> 00:29:02,576 and you know just exactly which one to jam 486 00:29:02,659 --> 00:29:04,161 to get exactly what you want. 487 00:29:05,370 --> 00:29:08,832 If I may be so forward, what do you want, Maxine? 488 00:29:09,458 --> 00:29:12,211 I haven't looked. Was gonna try the gator. 489 00:29:13,253 --> 00:29:15,380 In life. No, what do you want in life? 490 00:29:16,131 --> 00:29:17,132 Gee. 491 00:29:18,884 --> 00:29:20,969 I don't think anyone's ever asked me that before. 492 00:29:21,053 --> 00:29:22,054 Really? 493 00:29:22,137 --> 00:29:24,056 It's certainly been as long as I can remember 494 00:29:24,139 --> 00:29:30,771 that anyone has truly, actually considered me. 495 00:29:31,396 --> 00:29:33,732 Well, that… You know? 496 00:29:36,443 --> 00:29:39,947 The reason why I bring this up is that, well, 497 00:29:41,156 --> 00:29:42,157 I like you, Maxine. 498 00:29:43,617 --> 00:29:46,286 And I'm not gonna lie, I've been hurt. 499 00:29:46,370 --> 00:29:49,414 Although my outward demeanor doesn't show it. 500 00:29:49,498 --> 00:29:53,126 You poor thing. You're once bitten, twice shy. I'm sorry. 501 00:29:53,210 --> 00:29:55,712 Which does give me a pause 502 00:29:55,796 --> 00:29:58,924 when I hear your confusion over moving on from your marriage. 503 00:29:59,007 --> 00:30:03,053 Look, the thing I want out of life most is love. 504 00:30:04,346 --> 00:30:09,142 I know that may sound corny or old-fashioned, 505 00:30:09,226 --> 00:30:10,811 but, Dr. Dusty, I do. 506 00:30:11,728 --> 00:30:13,146 I believe in love. 507 00:30:14,481 --> 00:30:15,983 I'm gonna hold your hand now. 508 00:30:17,609 --> 00:30:20,696 Maxine, there is nothing silly about love. 509 00:30:20,779 --> 00:30:22,239 And if I may be so forward, 510 00:30:22,322 --> 00:30:25,701 if I'm ever gonna let the big L imprint itself on my heart again, 511 00:30:25,784 --> 00:30:28,161 there's one thing that I need to know. 512 00:30:28,245 --> 00:30:29,663 That you are over him. 513 00:30:29,746 --> 00:30:32,958 I promise. As sure as I'm sitting here. 514 00:30:34,334 --> 00:30:38,463 If there is a biting type out there, well, that is just not me. 515 00:30:40,215 --> 00:30:41,758 That's all I needed to hear. 516 00:30:43,594 --> 00:30:46,263 - And that is-- - So sorry to interrupt. 517 00:30:46,346 --> 00:30:48,682 Welcome to the Fang and Tail. 518 00:30:48,765 --> 00:30:52,936 Loxahatchee's preeminent and gourmet alligator-dining experience. 519 00:30:53,020 --> 00:30:56,940 My name is Jedebedahia, your gator sommelier. 520 00:30:57,733 --> 00:31:00,694 On tonight's menu, Esmeralda. 521 00:31:00,777 --> 00:31:03,322 Esmeralda's gonna be a bit salty on the palate 522 00:31:03,405 --> 00:31:05,657 for those who prefer a ocean-reared specimen. 523 00:31:05,741 --> 00:31:07,492 Over here, we have Jake. 524 00:31:07,576 --> 00:31:10,245 Jake is gonna be a bit more sinewy, 525 00:31:10,329 --> 00:31:12,998 but with a truly rewarding gamy finish. 526 00:31:13,081 --> 00:31:15,209 Now we do have a special tonight. 527 00:31:15,292 --> 00:31:18,587 Now Miss Hildegard has been raised on nothing but Bing cherries, 528 00:31:18,670 --> 00:31:21,381 which will impart the sweetest of sensations. 529 00:31:21,465 --> 00:31:22,925 - Hildegard. - Hildegard. 530 00:31:23,008 --> 00:31:24,301 Jinx. Buy me a Coke. 531 00:31:25,552 --> 00:31:28,889 And we'll begin with 20 ounces of caviar, 532 00:31:28,972 --> 00:31:31,016 a gin martini for me… 533 00:31:31,099 --> 00:31:33,310 Twist, naturally. And… 534 00:31:33,977 --> 00:31:35,229 You don't really want a Coke, do you? 535 00:31:35,312 --> 00:31:37,147 Oh, no, thank you. Just a figure of speech. 536 00:31:37,231 --> 00:31:38,607 And for the lady? 537 00:31:38,690 --> 00:31:39,900 A Grasshopper. 538 00:31:39,983 --> 00:31:41,860 You do have crème de cacao? 539 00:31:41,944 --> 00:31:43,195 Do we ever. 540 00:31:44,404 --> 00:31:47,616 We'll get those drinks flowing and get this alligator party started. 541 00:31:48,325 --> 00:31:49,535 Thank you, "Jebededebeda." 542 00:31:53,163 --> 00:31:55,374 Sorry you missed your bachelor party. 543 00:31:55,457 --> 00:31:58,126 - I prefer my own private party. - That's right. 544 00:31:59,336 --> 00:32:02,339 But we can't always rely on agents getting married. 545 00:32:02,923 --> 00:32:05,259 And I'm sorry you can't come to my place anymore. 546 00:32:06,593 --> 00:32:10,806 I know a place. A motel in West Palm Beach. 547 00:32:10,889 --> 00:32:14,601 Guess you could call it a "no tell" motel. 548 00:32:14,685 --> 00:32:16,937 Seeing as we can't meet at your place anymore. 549 00:32:23,443 --> 00:32:27,823 I'm kinda falling in love with you. 550 00:32:34,496 --> 00:32:36,331 Aren't you gonna say 551 00:32:36,415 --> 00:32:38,625 you're kind of falling in love with me too? 552 00:32:38,709 --> 00:32:41,211 Can we come up with another word for us? 553 00:32:41,295 --> 00:32:44,798 That one's just fine. Tried and true. 554 00:32:44,882 --> 00:32:47,801 See, but I met someone last season, 555 00:32:47,885 --> 00:32:52,389 and I was about to drop everything for him, and… 556 00:32:52,472 --> 00:32:53,724 And what? 557 00:32:53,807 --> 00:32:55,225 Well, you arrested him. 558 00:32:58,478 --> 00:33:00,856 Yeah, right after Maxine tipped you off. 559 00:33:01,982 --> 00:33:03,150 The con artist. 560 00:33:03,692 --> 00:33:07,487 That's… ironic. 561 00:33:09,406 --> 00:33:11,033 And you loved him? 562 00:33:11,700 --> 00:33:13,327 No, everything was so fast. 563 00:33:13,410 --> 00:33:15,454 That was the first word that jumped into my heart. 564 00:33:15,537 --> 00:33:17,456 So I want a new word for us. 565 00:33:17,539 --> 00:33:18,790 And a future. 566 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:23,837 I can promise you a now 567 00:33:23,921 --> 00:33:26,757 and then another now. 568 00:33:28,467 --> 00:33:32,262 And enough nows add up to a future, don't they? 569 00:33:39,645 --> 00:33:41,522 - Hello? - Down. 570 00:33:41,605 --> 00:33:42,856 Hello? 571 00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:47,277 I'd like to report a kidnapping. 572 00:33:49,071 --> 00:33:50,948 - Now. - Yes, ma'am. 573 00:33:51,698 --> 00:33:52,950 What happened to your shirt? 574 00:33:53,867 --> 00:33:56,036 I'm in the middle of changing shifts. 575 00:33:56,119 --> 00:33:58,038 - What's this? - I'll be right back. 576 00:33:58,580 --> 00:34:00,207 - Do you mind? - Please. 577 00:34:00,916 --> 00:34:02,292 The baby loves charcuterie. 578 00:34:04,253 --> 00:34:08,047 Sides go in and then rotate Heads will follow, don't be late 579 00:34:12,010 --> 00:34:14,263 - Are you guys pushing? - Yeah. 580 00:34:14,346 --> 00:34:18,016 - Look at all this loot. - Marjorie is a world-class hoarder. 581 00:34:19,976 --> 00:34:21,728 Geezy creezy. 582 00:34:21,812 --> 00:34:24,273 - Those are Fabergé eggs. - Very good, Maxine. 583 00:34:24,356 --> 00:34:27,943 Out of a dozen surviving imperial eggs made for the Romanovs, 584 00:34:28,025 --> 00:34:29,444 she's got 11 of them. 585 00:34:29,527 --> 00:34:30,654 Boo-hoo-hoo. 586 00:34:30,737 --> 00:34:33,364 You need to sell your chalice. 587 00:34:33,447 --> 00:34:36,618 I don't care if it is the cup that caught the blood 588 00:34:36,702 --> 00:34:39,079 from the severed penis of Saint Whosit-Whatsit. 589 00:34:39,161 --> 00:34:42,456 I won't pay a penny over its market weight in silver! 590 00:34:43,041 --> 00:34:44,293 Minus 40%. 591 00:34:46,170 --> 00:34:49,172 Children. Why do we have them, am I right? 592 00:34:49,255 --> 00:34:51,132 I'm assuming that's her. 593 00:34:51,216 --> 00:34:53,385 From here on out, only speak when spoken to, Maxine. 594 00:34:53,467 --> 00:34:56,388 In the outside world, Madge Post is peaches and cream, 595 00:34:56,471 --> 00:34:58,557 but behind closed doors, she'll tear your face off 596 00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:00,309 faster than a chimpanzee and give it to her men 597 00:35:00,392 --> 00:35:02,144 to sauté for breakfast with a side of cereal. 598 00:35:02,227 --> 00:35:04,354 I do not have a good feeling about this. 599 00:35:04,438 --> 00:35:07,065 All we need between Maxine as the estate and me as… 600 00:35:07,149 --> 00:35:09,610 well, me, is three mil to make it happen. The rest is gravy. 601 00:35:12,196 --> 00:35:13,697 - Evelyn. - Marjorie. 602 00:35:14,615 --> 00:35:15,699 You brought the shit. 603 00:35:15,782 --> 00:35:18,285 We did indeed bring the shit. 604 00:35:18,368 --> 00:35:21,163 - Allow me to introduce my lawyer. - All right. 605 00:35:21,246 --> 00:35:24,208 Dr. Dusty Magic, at last we meet. 606 00:35:25,167 --> 00:35:26,960 Your reputation precedes you. 607 00:35:27,044 --> 00:35:28,086 I know. 608 00:35:29,213 --> 00:35:30,214 And this-- 609 00:35:30,297 --> 00:35:31,590 I don't give a shit who they are. 610 00:35:31,673 --> 00:35:34,801 Let's get this over with and get on up to dancing. 611 00:35:34,885 --> 00:35:38,847 Evelyn, isn't that chair yours? 612 00:35:39,556 --> 00:35:40,766 Yes. 613 00:35:40,849 --> 00:35:45,145 And that's my mantel clock, and my statues. 614 00:35:45,229 --> 00:35:49,316 My birds! Oh, my… All of this shit, it's mine. 615 00:35:49,399 --> 00:35:53,028 I may have made my fortune in grape nuts and frozen foods, 616 00:35:53,111 --> 00:35:57,533 but my secret passion is buying and upselling other people's crap. 617 00:35:57,616 --> 00:35:59,326 I have an agreement with the feds. 618 00:35:59,409 --> 00:36:02,204 They silo all their seizures to me for cents on the dollar. 619 00:36:02,287 --> 00:36:04,790 I sell high to auction houses across the world. 620 00:36:04,873 --> 00:36:07,000 There's no better high on Earth, 621 00:36:07,084 --> 00:36:10,879 save mixing a little heroin and cocaine in my Minute Tapioca. 622 00:36:10,963 --> 00:36:12,172 Great constitutional. 623 00:36:12,256 --> 00:36:15,843 So, everything from the Rollins' mansion is now in your hand? 624 00:36:15,926 --> 00:36:18,053 Damn right. It's called business. 625 00:36:18,136 --> 00:36:19,137 That's why we're here. 626 00:36:19,221 --> 00:36:22,432 And we do know a lot about business. Don't we, Evelyn? 627 00:36:22,516 --> 00:36:24,810 Yes, apparently all business starts with grand larceny 628 00:36:24,893 --> 00:36:27,980 aided by the US government, and Nazi gold under mattresses. 629 00:36:28,063 --> 00:36:31,108 Don't make me wipe the judgment off your tongue. 630 00:36:31,191 --> 00:36:33,652 No, no, no, no, no. We would never judge a woman 631 00:36:33,735 --> 00:36:39,157 with such clear and obvious and astounding business acumen. 632 00:36:39,241 --> 00:36:41,577 I mean, this is genius! 633 00:36:41,660 --> 00:36:44,371 How did you even think of a vault in the basement? 634 00:36:44,454 --> 00:36:47,791 Oh, gosh. I dream someday I can have one of these. 635 00:36:47,875 --> 00:36:50,002 Hey, you! Get where I can see you. 636 00:36:52,462 --> 00:36:56,383 I started building this in '63. Cuban Missile Crisis. 637 00:36:56,466 --> 00:37:00,470 My architect said, "You're crazy! Mar-a-Lago's perfect. 638 00:37:00,554 --> 00:37:04,850 128 rooms, ocean on one side, intercoastal on the other. 639 00:37:04,933 --> 00:37:07,769 What now, Madge? A bunker too?" 640 00:37:07,853 --> 00:37:12,482 But when this world blows sky-high, and it will, I'll be ready. 641 00:37:12,566 --> 00:37:13,817 Will you? 642 00:37:15,694 --> 00:37:17,446 I'll give you 50 cents on the dollar for it. 643 00:37:17,529 --> 00:37:18,614 For gold? 644 00:37:18,697 --> 00:37:21,950 Marjorie, there's only one price for gold. It's the price of gold. 645 00:37:22,034 --> 00:37:25,495 Except when you have serialized bars and you need cash in a hurry. 646 00:37:25,579 --> 00:37:28,207 And if you're like me, there's nothing more arousing 647 00:37:28,290 --> 00:37:30,417 than having people over a barrel. 648 00:37:30,501 --> 00:37:33,337 Makes me wanna get up and square dance! 649 00:37:35,047 --> 00:37:36,215 Unless… 650 00:37:37,633 --> 00:37:40,844 you have my long longed-for Fabergé egg. 651 00:37:42,346 --> 00:37:43,639 Then you can name your price. 652 00:37:45,015 --> 00:37:46,558 I wish we had it. We don't have it. 653 00:37:46,642 --> 00:37:48,894 - No? Well, too bad. - This is highway robbery. 654 00:37:48,977 --> 00:37:53,649 All right. Miss Post, this situation is a take it or take it. 655 00:37:53,732 --> 00:37:54,816 Well, then. 656 00:37:56,026 --> 00:37:59,613 While they count up this shit, let's dance it out. 657 00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:09,915 You sure were something back there. 658 00:38:09,998 --> 00:38:13,961 Well, you sure are something too, Dr. Dusty Magic. 659 00:38:14,044 --> 00:38:15,629 Well, I'm glad you noticed. 660 00:38:16,588 --> 00:38:19,967 You are putting on such a brave face after everything that's happened today. 661 00:38:20,050 --> 00:38:23,178 And give Madge the satisfaction of knowing how badly she's humiliated me? 662 00:38:23,262 --> 00:38:26,890 Till that money gets here, it's yippy-kay-yay all the livelong day. 663 00:38:30,894 --> 00:38:34,439 Marjorie, doll, heck of a hootenanny. 664 00:38:34,523 --> 00:38:36,859 Have you seen that rascal, Perry? 665 00:38:36,942 --> 00:38:38,819 I know we're getting close to speech time. 666 00:38:38,902 --> 00:38:40,654 Well, well. 667 00:38:40,737 --> 00:38:43,115 If it isn't Dinah "Black Widow" Rosenhips. 668 00:38:43,198 --> 00:38:47,077 I am doing my very best to put that cruel moniker behind me. 669 00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:52,332 It's the right word to describe anybody associated with Axel Rosenhips. 670 00:38:52,916 --> 00:38:56,587 "You'll never get my egg as long as I'm alive, Madge." 671 00:38:56,670 --> 00:39:01,216 "Dear Madge, finally ready to sell my egg. Just kidding." 672 00:39:01,300 --> 00:39:04,136 I haven't the foggiest idea what you're talking about. 673 00:39:04,219 --> 00:39:06,930 Three syllables. Fa-ber-gé. 674 00:39:07,014 --> 00:39:09,224 I… still not getting it. 675 00:39:09,308 --> 00:39:12,352 I think you do. In fact, I bet you've got it. 676 00:39:12,436 --> 00:39:13,979 And that's why I hate Democrats. 677 00:39:14,062 --> 00:39:18,108 And why your husband will be mayor over my dead body. 678 00:39:18,192 --> 00:39:21,904 I own the ballots and the boxes they're stuffed into. 679 00:39:21,987 --> 00:39:25,282 We have no intention of winning. 680 00:39:26,909 --> 00:39:31,955 We are here on the orders of President Nixon himself to, in fact, lose. 681 00:39:32,039 --> 00:39:34,082 We're on the same side here. 682 00:39:34,166 --> 00:39:35,626 I find that curious. 683 00:39:36,502 --> 00:39:38,837 Most curious indeed. 684 00:39:44,009 --> 00:39:47,262 Well, turns out it was 6.8 million market dollars in gold. 685 00:39:47,346 --> 00:39:49,181 Half of that is 3.4. 686 00:39:49,264 --> 00:39:50,974 Eddie, have the valet pull the car around. 687 00:39:51,058 --> 00:39:53,310 Careful, that's heavy. That's 3 mil right there. 688 00:39:53,393 --> 00:39:55,812 And this is where I bid you a good fucking good night. 689 00:39:57,898 --> 00:39:59,358 And what about the… 690 00:39:59,441 --> 00:40:00,776 The… 691 00:40:02,819 --> 00:40:03,904 Commitment. 692 00:40:05,364 --> 00:40:07,908 Point four. It's right on the money. 693 00:40:08,909 --> 00:40:11,495 Consider yourself blessed, Maxine. 694 00:40:11,578 --> 00:40:13,413 That's your portion of the commitment. 695 00:40:13,497 --> 00:40:15,749 Consider yourself magic. 696 00:40:15,832 --> 00:40:17,000 Maxine? 697 00:40:18,043 --> 00:40:20,838 What's your commitment? 698 00:40:20,921 --> 00:40:22,798 I'm not at liberty to say. 699 00:40:23,841 --> 00:40:27,219 Except that the Rollins Estate has been asked 700 00:40:27,302 --> 00:40:29,930 to send funds to someone. 701 00:40:30,013 --> 00:40:31,098 Not Linda. 702 00:40:32,140 --> 00:40:33,976 Will you excuse us, Dr. Dusty? 703 00:40:34,059 --> 00:40:36,770 - Maxine, do you know where Linda is? - Come with me. 704 00:40:41,608 --> 00:40:44,361 There might have been something that came across the airwaves, 705 00:40:44,444 --> 00:40:46,780 in a general sense, as the conservator of the estate. 706 00:40:47,364 --> 00:40:49,491 How could I have been such a dum-dum. 707 00:40:49,575 --> 00:40:52,160 It was you who got Linda out of town. 708 00:40:52,828 --> 00:40:54,663 Well, I'm certainly not gonna admit to that. 709 00:40:54,746 --> 00:40:56,540 That would be admitting to a federal crime. 710 00:40:56,623 --> 00:40:58,917 Which means this is all your fault. 711 00:40:59,001 --> 00:41:02,796 My losing the Rollins mansion, the locked assets, the missing cash. 712 00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:04,590 Fifty cents on the dollar to gold! 713 00:41:04,673 --> 00:41:05,966 What does it matter now? 714 00:41:06,049 --> 00:41:09,052 We've got our unbreakable bond of sisterhood. 715 00:41:09,136 --> 00:41:12,097 Partners. International women of business. Together. 716 00:41:12,181 --> 00:41:14,975 Like hell I'd partner with a rat like you, Maxine. 717 00:41:15,058 --> 00:41:16,727 That six mil is mine. 718 00:41:16,810 --> 00:41:17,978 And all the other lost millions 719 00:41:18,061 --> 00:41:21,899 can now be considered the doing of the estate, aka you. 720 00:41:21,982 --> 00:41:25,152 The Palm Royale is now mine under sole ownership. 721 00:41:25,235 --> 00:41:28,363 And if you set one foot inside it, so help me, I'll break it. 722 00:41:29,198 --> 00:41:30,991 Swing your partner, spin them round 723 00:41:31,074 --> 00:41:32,993 Promenade… 724 00:41:40,501 --> 00:41:41,585 I ruin everything. 725 00:41:42,336 --> 00:41:45,756 And I never even made contact with that dang courier. 726 00:41:45,839 --> 00:41:48,133 - I got something to tell you, Maxine. - What is it? 727 00:41:49,635 --> 00:41:50,719 Banana slug. 728 00:41:53,263 --> 00:41:54,264 Come again? 729 00:41:55,307 --> 00:41:56,558 Banana slug. 730 00:41:57,184 --> 00:41:58,602 Banana slug. You. You? 731 00:41:59,353 --> 00:42:00,521 You're the courier? 732 00:42:00,604 --> 00:42:03,190 It's dangerous work but I'm a dedicated man. 733 00:42:04,858 --> 00:42:07,986 What can't you do, Dr. Dusty Magic? 734 00:42:08,070 --> 00:42:11,573 I can do things you've never dreamed of, Maxine. 735 00:42:14,117 --> 00:42:17,120 So go wire this money. 736 00:42:17,829 --> 00:42:20,666 And then, if I may be so bold, 737 00:42:20,749 --> 00:42:22,626 meet me at the Dellacorte pool house 738 00:42:22,709 --> 00:42:24,962 where you and I will have the most vigorous, animal sex 739 00:42:25,045 --> 00:42:26,922 you've ever had in your entire life. 740 00:42:27,005 --> 00:42:30,217 Thus beginning to heal the wounds in my heart and yours. 741 00:42:30,300 --> 00:42:31,468 My goodness. 742 00:42:31,552 --> 00:42:33,387 Are you gonna kiss me? No. 743 00:42:44,565 --> 00:42:45,649 I'm gonna do it. 744 00:42:49,903 --> 00:42:51,196 I'm gonna do it! 745 00:42:56,869 --> 00:43:00,581 And now we're going to introduce our two candidates for may… 746 00:43:00,664 --> 00:43:03,125 I know, I know there are seven running, 747 00:43:03,208 --> 00:43:07,421 but Lord knows I'm not inviting the Socialists or the Greens to my stage. 748 00:43:07,504 --> 00:43:09,590 It's bad enough having a Democrat. 749 00:43:10,591 --> 00:43:14,970 Republican candidate for mayor, Incumbent Benny Barnhill. 750 00:43:15,053 --> 00:43:16,889 Benny, come on. Get over here. 751 00:43:17,973 --> 00:43:23,312 Thank you, most honorable lady. 752 00:43:23,395 --> 00:43:25,480 Isn't she amazing? 753 00:43:25,564 --> 00:43:28,025 Maxine, I've been looking all over for you. 754 00:43:28,108 --> 00:43:30,527 - What? What is it? - Pinky took Douglas hostage. 755 00:43:30,611 --> 00:43:32,070 Are you serious? 756 00:43:32,154 --> 00:43:34,865 Pinky's trying to kill him because Douglas didn't give him the Dellacorte. 757 00:43:35,449 --> 00:43:37,159 He's so selfish! 758 00:43:37,242 --> 00:43:40,329 He's ruining everything! I was just about to do it! 759 00:43:40,412 --> 00:43:41,747 He didn't know he was gonna get kidnapped. 760 00:43:41,830 --> 00:43:44,374 No, it is indeed every bit his fault. 761 00:43:44,458 --> 00:43:46,460 Sooner or later he was gonna find out, Maxine. 762 00:43:47,044 --> 00:43:48,045 We tried. 763 00:43:51,131 --> 00:43:52,299 Well… 764 00:43:53,759 --> 00:43:55,302 If Evelyn wants a fight… 765 00:43:57,930 --> 00:44:00,349 then a fight she will get. 766 00:44:00,849 --> 00:44:04,478 And that's why I want to continue as your mayor of Palm Beach. 767 00:44:04,561 --> 00:44:07,523 Why, thank you, Mayor Benny Barnhill, 768 00:44:07,606 --> 00:44:10,025 for that rousing speech. 769 00:44:10,108 --> 00:44:12,110 And now we're going to introduce 770 00:44:12,194 --> 00:44:16,240 the Democratic candidate for mayor, Perry Donahue. 771 00:44:17,574 --> 00:44:18,700 Perry? 772 00:44:20,369 --> 00:44:22,246 Perry, don't be afraid. 773 00:44:22,329 --> 00:44:24,831 We're only a mildly hostile crowd. 774 00:44:27,209 --> 00:44:28,210 Where is he? 775 00:44:43,225 --> 00:44:44,351 Oh, God. 776 00:44:45,894 --> 00:44:47,729 Are you really gonna do this? 777 00:44:47,813 --> 00:44:52,818 Risk your life for a washed-up pilot who can't remember your birthday. 778 00:45:01,743 --> 00:45:02,744 Oh, God. 779 00:45:03,829 --> 00:45:05,372 I think I just pooped myself. 780 00:45:06,665 --> 00:45:08,542 No, I really poop… I pooped myself. 781 00:45:08,625 --> 00:45:13,839 My husband is indisposed so I will give his prepared remarks. 782 00:45:14,339 --> 00:45:18,385 Dear Lord, please don't let them find my dead body 783 00:45:18,468 --> 00:45:20,596 with poop in my white pants. 784 00:45:20,679 --> 00:45:22,806 I am here to tell you 785 00:45:22,890 --> 00:45:24,933 that Perry Donahue 786 00:45:25,809 --> 00:45:32,316 stands for so many liberal, socially responsible things. 787 00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:34,651 Wait. Wait, wait, wait. 788 00:45:35,194 --> 00:45:38,363 Maybe I didn't poop myself. Maybe I just farted. 789 00:45:38,447 --> 00:45:42,284 Perry loves the environment. 790 00:45:44,369 --> 00:45:47,706 He believes that your drinking water should be safe 791 00:45:47,789 --> 00:45:50,959 from lead and arsenic. 792 00:45:51,043 --> 00:45:53,128 And that it shouldn't cause cancer. 793 00:45:54,296 --> 00:45:59,801 What's more, Perry believes in women's rights. 794 00:46:01,094 --> 00:46:02,346 Come on! 795 00:46:02,971 --> 00:46:04,306 Be somebody, Perry. 796 00:46:05,557 --> 00:46:06,642 Be a hero. 797 00:46:07,726 --> 00:46:11,730 Perry also believes that innocent civilians 798 00:46:11,813 --> 00:46:14,900 shouldn't be incinerated by napalm. 799 00:46:14,983 --> 00:46:16,318 Communist! 800 00:46:16,902 --> 00:46:19,988 Somebody cut her mic now! 801 00:46:21,532 --> 00:46:23,784 - Thank you. - Yes, very much. 802 00:46:23,867 --> 00:46:25,327 Who wants to hear me yodel? 803 00:46:49,309 --> 00:46:52,855 I want to be a cowboy's sweetheart 804 00:46:52,938 --> 00:46:57,109 I want to learn to rope and to ride 805 00:46:57,192 --> 00:47:01,488 I want to ride o'er the plains And the desert 806 00:47:01,572 --> 00:47:04,950 Out west of the Great Divide 807 00:47:05,033 --> 00:47:09,162 I want to hear the coyotes howlin' 808 00:47:09,246 --> 00:47:13,041 While the sun sinks in the west 809 00:47:13,125 --> 00:47:17,004 I want to be a cowboy's sweetheart 810 00:47:17,087 --> 00:47:20,799 That's the life that I love best 811 00:47:46,325 --> 00:47:47,618 Dougy, are you in there? 812 00:47:54,249 --> 00:47:58,128 I want to ride Old Paint Goin' at a run 813 00:47:58,212 --> 00:48:02,216 I wanna feel the wind in my face 814 00:48:02,299 --> 00:48:06,345 A thousand miles from the city lights 815 00:48:06,428 --> 00:48:09,848 Goin' a cowhand's pace 816 00:48:09,932 --> 00:48:14,186 I want to pillow my head Near the sleeping herd 817 00:48:14,269 --> 00:48:17,773 While the moon shines down from above 818 00:48:17,856 --> 00:48:20,317 I want to strum my guitar and… 819 00:48:21,985 --> 00:48:25,614 Oh, that's the life that I love 820 00:48:26,615 --> 00:48:27,658 Pinky! 821 00:48:30,035 --> 00:48:32,663 - Fine, you can have it. - Have what? 822 00:48:32,746 --> 00:48:34,665 The Dellacorte. You get to keep it for the club. 823 00:48:36,583 --> 00:48:38,544 My handshake is my contract. 824 00:48:39,795 --> 00:48:42,631 And bad things happen if you go back on it, sabes? 825 00:48:42,714 --> 00:48:45,217 All right. You can let him go now. 826 00:48:45,300 --> 00:48:47,052 - Let who go? - Douglas. 827 00:48:47,135 --> 00:48:48,428 I'm coming for you, buddy. 828 00:48:50,722 --> 00:48:52,224 I don't have Douglas. 829 00:49:02,776 --> 00:49:04,987 You didn't kidnap Douglas? 830 00:49:05,070 --> 00:49:07,030 Yes, she said kidnap. 831 00:49:07,114 --> 00:49:09,491 But we have the Dellacorte mansion now. 832 00:49:09,575 --> 00:49:11,159 Wait! 833 00:49:16,707 --> 00:49:18,166 Where is Linda Shaw? 834 00:49:18,250 --> 00:49:19,293 I have no idea. 835 00:49:19,376 --> 00:49:21,170 We know you flew her to Cuba. 836 00:49:21,253 --> 00:49:23,422 And we know who's behind it. 837 00:49:23,505 --> 00:49:24,506 You do? 838 00:49:26,758 --> 00:49:30,554 I want to be a cowboy's sweetheart 839 00:49:30,637 --> 00:49:34,808 I want to learn to rope and to ride 840 00:49:34,892 --> 00:49:38,604 I want to ride o'er the plains And the desert 841 00:49:38,687 --> 00:49:42,191 Out west of the Great Divide 842 00:49:42,274 --> 00:49:46,445 I want to hear the coyotes howlin' 843 00:49:46,528 --> 00:49:50,240 While the sun sinks in the west 844 00:49:50,324 --> 00:49:54,411 I want to be a cowboy's sweetheart 845 00:49:54,494 --> 00:49:57,998 That's the life that I love best 846 00:50:22,064 --> 00:50:23,815 That was an eventful night. 847 00:50:24,441 --> 00:50:26,360 I'm sorry about all your belongings. 848 00:50:26,985 --> 00:50:31,698 Well, it wasn't easy come, but it sure was easy go. 849 00:50:35,244 --> 00:50:37,579 Story of my life. 850 00:50:39,456 --> 00:50:41,250 I believe this belongs to you. 851 00:50:41,792 --> 00:50:43,168 Eddie. 852 00:50:43,252 --> 00:50:44,628 Eddie. 853 00:50:49,758 --> 00:50:50,968 She's back. 854 00:50:53,011 --> 00:50:55,347 So it's this massive mansion, 855 00:50:55,931 --> 00:50:58,600 this guy comes barreling along the side. Okay. 856 00:50:59,393 --> 00:51:00,936 Followed by a big fat pig. 857 00:51:01,854 --> 00:51:02,896 No kidding. 858 00:51:02,980 --> 00:51:04,481 - Oh, my God. - Yeah. 859 00:51:08,318 --> 00:51:12,114 I guess we both had a very interesting night. 860 00:51:13,031 --> 00:51:15,659 The people in this town are nuts. 861 00:51:18,912 --> 00:51:20,289 How did you hear about this place? 862 00:51:20,372 --> 00:51:22,374 I raided it last year. 863 00:51:26,086 --> 00:51:28,839 I'm kidding. I'm keeping it from being raided. 864 00:51:33,844 --> 00:51:36,763 I have a feeling we're going to have a really good time here. 865 00:51:55,908 --> 00:52:00,037 What's curious, Evelyn Rollins of the past, 866 00:52:00,954 --> 00:52:03,582 is just this afternoon I thought you were a depiction of me 867 00:52:03,665 --> 00:52:05,167 at the height of my powers… 868 00:52:08,420 --> 00:52:09,838 when in reality, 869 00:52:11,673 --> 00:52:13,884 you are now witness to it. 870 00:52:21,683 --> 00:52:24,603 Damn Douglas. I gave up everything. 871 00:52:24,686 --> 00:52:28,023 Pinky doesn't even have him. Typical. 872 00:52:28,732 --> 00:52:29,900 Okay. 873 00:52:31,693 --> 00:52:32,694 Okay. 874 00:52:33,820 --> 00:52:38,951 This is officially revenge sex. 875 00:53:02,140 --> 00:53:03,225 Coming! 876 00:53:12,025 --> 00:53:13,944 Douglas? Where are your clothes? 877 00:53:14,027 --> 00:53:15,988 The feds, Max. 878 00:53:16,071 --> 00:53:18,657 The feds black bagged me and held me for days. 879 00:53:20,200 --> 00:53:22,077 Thank God. Food. 880 00:53:22,160 --> 00:53:23,161 What? What? 881 00:53:23,245 --> 00:53:26,331 Yeah. They know that I flew Linda out of town, 882 00:53:26,415 --> 00:53:28,959 but I didn't crack. 883 00:53:29,042 --> 00:53:32,296 They think Pinky is involved because it was his plane, 884 00:53:32,379 --> 00:53:35,257 and he's the one that they're really after. 885 00:53:35,841 --> 00:53:41,013 I just managed to save you and all the women of Palm Beach 886 00:53:41,096 --> 00:53:43,932 so, you're welcome. 887 00:53:44,892 --> 00:53:47,144 And nobody even cares that I was missing. 888 00:53:47,227 --> 00:53:48,687 Nobody cares. 889 00:53:49,563 --> 00:53:50,731 Nobody cares? 890 00:53:52,482 --> 00:53:53,609 I've got news for you. 891 00:53:55,360 --> 00:54:00,324 Thanks to your dum-dum disappearing act, I thought Pinky was gonna kill you. 892 00:54:00,824 --> 00:54:03,911 So I traded the Dellacorte for your release, 893 00:54:03,994 --> 00:54:06,371 - and he never had you in the first place! - What? 894 00:54:06,914 --> 00:54:09,333 Don't you think you should have fucking confirmed 895 00:54:09,416 --> 00:54:12,628 that Pinky had me before you gave away my house? 896 00:54:12,711 --> 00:54:14,671 How very dare you! 897 00:54:17,591 --> 00:54:20,761 - Idiot. - You're looking… sexy. 898 00:54:21,595 --> 00:54:22,679 - Are you… - Yes. 899 00:54:23,305 --> 00:54:25,098 Douglas, yes! 900 00:54:25,182 --> 00:54:27,434 I am about to screw someone else! 901 00:54:29,061 --> 00:54:30,854 That's him. That's him. 902 00:54:31,396 --> 00:54:35,067 All right. Well, I am not sticking around for this. 903 00:54:35,150 --> 00:54:36,652 No. You can't go out that way. 904 00:54:36,735 --> 00:54:39,196 - You can't-- No, no. - I can't go out that way? It's my house. 905 00:54:39,279 --> 00:54:41,406 - You're gonna go out the back. - I don't go out the back of my house. 906 00:54:41,490 --> 00:54:42,866 Why would I go out the back of my own house? 907 00:54:42,950 --> 00:54:44,701 - He should be the one going out the back. - Coming! 908 00:54:45,285 --> 00:54:46,286 Douglas! 909 00:54:50,207 --> 00:54:51,500 I see I'm interrupting. 910 00:54:51,583 --> 00:54:56,713 No, no, no. No, this is… This is not what it looks like at all. 911 00:54:58,298 --> 00:54:59,466 Sorry about this, man. 912 00:54:59,550 --> 00:55:00,843 Would you shut up, Douglas? 913 00:55:00,926 --> 00:55:02,553 I thought you said you didn't bite. 914 00:55:03,554 --> 00:55:04,930 I… 915 00:55:05,013 --> 00:55:07,766 I… No, I don't. I know it looks-- 916 00:55:09,476 --> 00:55:11,478 Goodbye, Maxine. Good luck. 917 00:55:11,562 --> 00:55:12,563 What? 918 00:55:13,772 --> 00:55:16,024 No. I… 919 00:55:17,359 --> 00:55:19,027 Good riddance to him, huh? 920 00:55:58,233 --> 00:55:59,860 Hello, Robert.